MY MOM SET A TOWEL ON THE COUNTER AND IT JUST FUCKING CAUGHT ON FIRE
THERE WAS NOTHING NEAR IT IT JUST SPONTANEOUSLY COMBUSTED
Is your mother Spencer Shay
He just gets slowly less concerned
A book which people praise
and don’t read."
Mark Twain (via between-letters
"You have to learn to get up from the table when love is no longer being served."
Nina Simone (via mynameiselly